1. 
   You hate warm water.

 

2. 
   You love standing sliding on a surface coated in various kiddie soaps.

 

3. 
   The dog had dry skin, so while you were in the shower the kids helped him out.

 

4. 
   Nutrition choices are made while you clean the dog off, lots of energy for school today!

 

5. 
   Your children have better fashion sense than you, so it’s best they dress and accessorize themselves.

Have I missed one (or several)? Drop a comment or a @reply on twitter and I’ll do a follow-up with input from everyone.